Mariska Hargitay

[00:00] This episode is brought to you by Allstate. Checking Allstate first could save you hundreds on car insurance. Not checking your pockets before putting clothes in the washer? [00:09] Oof. Enjoy your freshly cleaned and completely destroyed earbuds. Yeah, checking first is a good plan. So check Allstate first for an auto quote. It could save you hundreds. You're in good hands with Allstate. Potential savings vary subject to terms, conditions and availability. Allstate North American Insurance Company and affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois. [00:29] Hello, everyone. Welcome to another episode of Good Hang. Very excited about our guest today. The one, the only Mariska Hargitay. We have wanted Mariska to come by for a very long time. We're so happy that she's here and we're going to talk about a lot of very exciting stuff. We're going to talk about her beautiful new HBO documentary, My Mom Jane. We're going to talk about... [00:51] the fact that she's America's favorite detective. We're going to discuss what parts we would play in an all female version of Hamilton. It's a great interview. And, um, [01:02] Let's get started listening to it. But, oh, but before we do, guess who we have? You know, we always like to talk to somebody who knows our guest, who has a question for our guest. And we got a good one. [01:14] We got Christopher Maloney. That's right. Detective Stabler is here. And you may know him from Oz and from SVU and from Law and Order Organized Crime. Most importantly, you might know him from his star turn in Wet Hot American Summer, where I met him. But Chris Maloney is joining us today. Chris, can you hear us?

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[03:10] Hi. We got to know each other on a cult classic, a film called Wet Hot American Summer. [03:18] Which, I mean, some could argue you stole that movie right from under... [03:23] All of these sketch little things. [03:27] Shrinky dinks. You just. Well, wow. You're you're. Thank you. That's that's really sweet because I just look at the whole piece as. [03:37] you know, it's to me, it's the epitome of a cult classic. I actually, [03:42] In fact, [03:43] when it did not do well at the box office, [03:46] I remember, you know, I'd been in the biz long enough to go, you know, wah, wah. I had a great time. I thought it was great. [03:55] Whatever. And then all of a sudden, you know, over the years, you keep seeing these young people or being stopped in the street by younger people. And you're like, OK, am I crazy or is this a thing that's happened? Yeah. And that was so exciting. Let's talk about what you're working on. Are you shooting currently right now? No. [04:15] I want to play the head coach of a football team in the NFL. I mean, you definitely have a coach vibe. How do you stay so fit? [04:22] Oh, man, you know, four, four, four. [04:25] Four or five days a week. Oh, my God. [04:27] Um, you know, and as you have, as I look, I've been working out, I calculate, I think the longest I've not worked out is maybe two weeks. Oh my God. And I've been doing that for 50 years.

[04:42] That truly sounds like a nightmare. Yeah. And it was. Yeah, it is. [04:50] But now it's my drug of choice. So it's all good. Yeah, I get it. I mean, it's a fantastic thing to invest in yourself and it feels good and it lengthens your life and all of it. But man. Yeah. Yeah. That's a lot of that's a lot of hard work. Well, I on behalf of everyone everywhere. Thank you. [05:10] Congratulations. All the little people thank me. All the little actors in Hollywood. [05:18] The frail little actors. Now, Mariska and you, I mean, you've had to answer a million questions over the years about television. [05:27] your relationship on the show and off the show and on shows and off shows. But it really is truly like, [05:36] You are family to each other. [05:38] Yeah. How would you describe, you know, your relationship to each other? I think it was based. I think there's a strong. [05:47] cornerstone [05:49] that is comedic based. We both are constantly in search of great comedy, [05:59] And, you know, we literally tested out on each other. We used to, in between setups, we would act drunk. And then critique each other. Go ahead and go, no, that's too much. No, no. Okay, there. Go ahead. I used to say, too, when I had to play drunk, the first thing I would do is I would take a big step closer to whoever I was talking to. See, that's good. Spatial awareness is gone. Just one step closer. Because I know those people.

[06:29] They do this thing. And you're like, okay, okay. [06:32] Totally. Okay, so you and Mariska like to do bits. Yes, this is something about it. [06:39] For a split second, she was talking about she was looking, you know, she was going out on dates a lot or she was going out on dates. [06:49] And I said, you should be dating a guy named Gerald. And why that struck us as funny, we don't know. But all of a sudden, she had a phantom. [07:01] Guys that you dated. [07:03] that she was really... [07:05] in love with, but it was difficult to manage with Gerald. Sure. Oh, there's nothing like a fake boyfriend. Yeah. But I mentioned, I mentioned, I said, I go, Gerald's here, but I told him to get lost because you were working in the middle of like, you know, setting up a scene and she goes, [07:21] gosh Chris you're not allowed to do that and she starts running out she goes Gerald there you go that makes no sense is that even particularly funny but it's just funny I love a bit god I I mean it's the only way sometimes to get through a long day is a dumb bit yeah and I'll [07:45] where [07:46] I drove us. Your question was, you know, what's [07:51] What's the secret to the sauce? And so, you know, it's the comedy. But I would also add that there's something spiritual in it. [07:58] And I think that's in her nature and, um,

[08:01] Perhaps it's an aspect of mine that I recognize. Do you think you knew each other in a past life? [08:08] That's funny. Yeah, I don't think in those terms, even though I feel that way, like New York to me, is that is that to me that, yeah, when I arrived in New York, I went, I don't even know what this thought is, but I should have been born here. [08:23] That's so funny you say that. I felt the same way when I came to New York. I thought, oh, right, this is the city I'm supposed to live in. Right. Oh, do you know something? I can check this box. I'm no longer... [08:35] I was lost. That's how it felt to me. Interesting. I mean, I wonder if there's like, there's all this like spiritual speaking of spirituality, there's all this idea that there's like people in your life. And I can think of some for me, who just when I met them, I was like, Oh, there you are. [08:49] And they became part of my life. They're now, you know, we're all of the age now. We're now we're knowing and working people for with people for 25 years, 30 years. And suddenly it's like they're some version of, you know, a group that was supposed to come together. [09:08] You're funny. [09:09] I have the same thing and I've never put it in those terms. But when I walk away from someone, I'll say this. [09:17] That's a solid citizen. But you go, that's someone that you can build a community with. Yes. That's a solid citizen. And it makes me laugh. I love that. That's a solid citizen. I love that. Okay. So we're talking to very solid citizen Mariska Hargitay today. I'm very excited to have her in the studio. Mariska and I have gotten a chance to see each other out in the world,

[09:47] been lucky enough to be part of the many good works that she does. And of course, I'm a huge fan of her work, and I've been very moved by her recent film. [09:57] But, [09:58] There's a lot of sides to her. And I feel like you get... [10:02] You know, that everyday work experience, [10:05] environment thing is like you really get to know someone. And so I guess, do you have a question for me today that I could ask her? [10:14] that you feel like she never gets asked or that, you know, [10:19] I don't know, she would like to be asked about? She is the consummate multitasker. And it's a gift that... [10:26] I marvel at. [10:28] You know, she she's a good connector of people. So she has a wide spectrum of the world as well as a very keen, incisive, [10:39] mano y mano [10:42] engagement with people. [10:45] she can assess people very well. Um, [10:48] and engages them always from a kind of a pure heart. She's always trying to find the solution or the good. And I guess, you know, a question, [10:59] What is that? What's the driving force of all of these things? And did you know that, you know, did you start out? Oh, I'm going to be an actor. [11:09] And then when was it, when do the tumblers start to drop? I love what you're saying because the, like figuring out the,

[11:17] The why of things. The why of the journey. Yeah, that is is like to me that, you know, like what a cure, what is what curiosity is about? Like she's it seems like a very curious person. And I would be and I'm curious about her curiosity, basically. And, you know, that's what I thought made her documentary about her mom. [11:37] So poignant was the clarity of what the journey was, right? The genesis of it, her feelings, the things that needed to get resolved for her, the deeper insight, right? [11:54] Oh, my God. Oh, we lost video again. Hey. But that's okay. [12:00] No, no, hold on. [12:03] Do you have me? We have you. [12:07] Do you know why I lost you? Mariska just called me. [12:11] Amazing. Amazing. She's like, what are you talking about? [12:15] She goes, why won't you pick up? Are you naked? [12:20] Do you want me to call her? Yeah, let's call her right now. [12:23] Because she's I think she's on the way here. Does she know you're doing this? [12:27] No. Amazing. No. So hold on a second. Don't say anything. [12:32] What? What's up, girlfriend? I felt so happy that you're there. I really am. I'm so happy. I want you to enjoy it. Just text me or Sophie if you need to figure out how anything works or whatever. Okay. And was that a hint? Do you want a nudie? Could I? But first of all, I'm so sorry. I'm so gross about those lemons. I went through and bought a shit ton of lemons because I love having lemonade there all the time. Serious.

[13:02] Hey, where are you going? What are you doing? [13:05] I'm right now. Yeah. To, uh, Amy Poehler. I do a podcast, you know, but I don't like know her or anything. And then, um, I'm doing that. And then I just have meetings for like, [13:19] Now that I'm a mogul at meetings, why are you laughing? [13:22] I love him. No, I love him with all my heart and soul. That's all right. [13:28] I was just playing you. You've always loved her. [13:31] Since day one, I love you more than you know. Thank you so much. Ciao. [13:36] Love you. [13:38] That was a lot. [13:45] where people pay to hear you guys FaceTime. [13:49] That was incredible. I got very nervous. I actually started to sweat because that was like a high school version of like hearing how somebody was going to talk about me. Thank God she didn't say anything bad. What if she had said, I have to go do this dumbass podcast? Well, number one, I trusted that she didn't know that. But I love that she didn't want to offend me. I'm like, yeah, when you said I was like, are you not? [14:18] She just wants to play. She's the best. I love talking to you. I hope I see you soon. [14:23] Good. I love you, Amy. Thanks, Chris. Great to see you, buddy.

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[16:26] new permission. We learn, we learn no, but no with love. And we learn like, oh, this is how much time I have left. And I'm so grateful to be alive. And I want to spend my time in the best, most useful, productive, loving, generous, but also generous to myself way that you go, I'm just so clear. Yeah. [16:52] There's a clarity to 60. Top of Act 3. 60s is top of Act 3. That's exactly right. And bottom of Act 2 can be a little... [17:00] There could be some, like some reckoning. Yeah. But top of act three, you're like, all right, let's do it. Let's do it. But also, listen, you're the teacher of this also to everyone about, I really, I really do. [17:14] like I would say humor and comedy has changed. [17:19] has saved my life. And like a person who can make you laugh when you're really down is like an angel. [17:27] It's exactly right. Those are the words out of my mouth. And sometimes I'm so, this is why I'm still married. Because my husband, sometimes I'm so upset or something's happened and I'm so scared. And I'm like, no, no, you don't understand. Or I think I'm having an anxiety attack. And then I'm like, no, Peter, something's wrong. I think something's wrong. I feel a thickness, a tightness in my chest. And I might have to go to the hospital. I can't feel my right arm. And I think I'm going to die. He immediately goes into the comedy.

[17:57] test. It's litmus test. Yeah. Should I be scared or not? Right. And, um, [18:02] I'm so grateful for that. Me too. I'm so great. I'm profoundly grateful for that. Even when my kids do bad things. [18:11] I call them losers. And then they say, oh, it's must be it's not that bad. And we laugh through it. I know. I mean, that kind of like I've said this before, but like gentle teasing is like a love language that means you're safe. I'm safe. We will get through this. I know we'll get through this. I know. And, you know, I. [18:33] Gentle teasing, even hard teasing. Hard teasing. Hard teasing. I learned that from, well, Chris Maloney was my teacher. This guy played so rough and was the first person that busted balls so hard. But I did grow up with two brothers, so I was like, oh, is this how we do it? Is this how we do it? And we were so rough on each other, but then it became truly our love language. [19:03] the interview, but I have to say now, which is we do a thing at the beginning of the interview where we ask someone to speak well behind someone's back. [19:11] Okay. And we kind of ask, like, we do a little, like, Zoom with somebody. Oh, I'm talking to Mariska today. Do you think you have any questions I should ask her? So we talk to Chris. Oh. And not only did we talk to Chris, but we just talked to him 20 minutes ago. Oh, my God. Look at me starting to sweat. Okay. I'm sweating, too, because he answered me.

[19:32] Your phone call while we were on Zoom. And I wrote back and said, why won't you answer my FaceTime? Are you naked? That's what I said. Just answer my FaceTime because he's at my house right now. Okay, we know. We know he's at my house. Because he was talking so lovingly about you. He's going through all of it. I'm frightened. He is. First of all, thank you. [19:59] for not saying anything bad about me because it was like, [20:02] Maloney put us both on the spot in the best way when he was like, what are you doing? And you're like, I'm going to Amy Poehler's podcast. And I was like, oh, my God. Wait, you were on the phone. You heard what I said. Yes. And I said, you love her. Yes, you were so nice. And it was. And so, like, while I was talking well, beside someone else's back, somebody else talked well behind my back. [20:22] That is so sweet. That's very healing. Thank you. By the way, is there anything better than that, than having somebody have your back? No. There's nothing better. There's just nothing. I was talking to my sisters this morning. I'm worrying about it. [20:37] It's everything to me. Well, Maloney's got your back. Yeah. And you guys have, I mean, I want to get into it because it's, to me, it speaks to like this bigger idea of like how... [20:50] our workplace becomes like a second home and our family, um, [20:54] But, you know, [20:56] You guys tease each other in a way that to me is like, that's what, what, what it looks like with the people I love. That's how I show my love. And people don't know you were in the ground links.

[21:06] Like comedy first. Always. How did I end up as America's sweetheart sex cop? I should have been you. Oh, my God. I wanted to be you. I wanted to be a model. I wanted to be a model. I was like, oh, my God. I wanted to be taken seriously. All I wanted to be was you. I was like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. All I wanted to be was to be like, listen to me. And everyone was like, no, babe. No one's going to listen to you. Oh, my God. Should we switch for a day? My dream. Okay. I'm going to try to see if we can make this happen. Freaky Friday, that shit. [21:36] Yeah, we'll Freaky Friday that shit. I mean, because I would watch it and I was like, God, to have that gravitas. [21:44] And play those scenes and to be able to be in charge instead of being like, doink, doink, doink. [21:53] But in real life, I am. You wanted to be doink, doink, doink. Because you start, wait, how old were you when you did Groundlings? [22:00] Thank you. [22:01] God, that was many a year ago. Many years, 20s, right? Yeah, 20s. And then Kathy Griffin always tells me in her book, she tells a story about how she dropped me. Also out of it. She was holding you? She said we did the trust exercise. And then I, of course, I'm like, you know, yes, and. And she said that I just, you know, leaned back and she dropped me. You don't remember that? I don't. And I also think maybe that's part of what's wrong with me now.

[22:31] Yes, you were. I did a lot of... [22:34] Yeah, I did, you know, I did Seinfeld and I did Single Guy and, you know, I, you know, I tested for friends. You did? So many times. Oh, yeah. Which part? [22:46] Do you remember? I think it's Monica, I think. So long ago, again. But I always thought that I would end up being on a sitcom or doing comedy. That's what I thought. Yeah. And it was so funny because this is one of my favorite stories that you will love. So I'm in L.A., struggling actor, was doing, I think it was after... [23:11] I said, after ER, [23:13] Yeah. After ER, I was like, what am I going to do? What am I going to do? I loved ER, but I was like, I want to, I had a development deal with Disney Warner Brothers, DreamWorks. And so I was developing a show and it was sort of like a la, what's the show with Calista Flockhart? Oh yeah, Ally McBeal. Ally McBeal, where it was half drama, dramedy. And that's what I wanted to do. I was like, I want to do drama, but it has to be funny because that's what I felt like my gifts were. Yeah. [23:42] I came to New York, which I did three times a year to see theater. And then I met with the psychic. Everyone said to me, oh, my gosh, Mariska, you have to meet with the psychic. He's amazing. So I drove out somewhere on Long Island to this man, and I went there, and he started saying all this amazing stuff to me, stuff about my mom and stuff about a ring. My grandmother had just died, and he said there was going to be an issue with the ring, which there was.

[24:12] I was listening to him really intently like this. And he said to me, Amy... [24:17] You see that face you're doing right now? You see that face? He looked like that. I said, yeah, he goes, you're going to be famous for that face. You're moving to New York, and you're going to be famous for that face. [24:30] And I said, [24:32] Uh, no, I live in LA and I'm going to be a comedian because I'm funny and I'm pretty. And that is a deadly combination. I am going to be a comedian. And he looks at me and this is my favorite moment of my life. He goes like this. [24:47] I don't give a rat's ass what you say. You're going to be famous for that face. [24:54] Six months later, swear to God, all my children, [24:58] I got his view. Woo. Right. Woo. Woo. And it was one of those things where you just go. [25:05] But I don't know who says rats ass. Yes. Is that not the best line you ever heard? Here's how I talk about psychics. Like I love a bossy psychic. Yes. Because sure. [25:16] You know, just tell me and tell me with confidence. Totally. Because if you're insecure, I'm out. And I'm going to forget what you said. I'm going to forget. I'm only going to remember the parts that came true. That's right. And he said, I don't give a rat's ass. Six months later, I was walking around doing that face going. Where were you Tuesday night? OK, so guys, I want to do that so bad. It's so good. I'm going to I'm going to make this happen. Well, you know, let's talk about you were on ER.

[25:44] Thank you. [25:44] And you were incredible on that show. And can you just tell me before we get to your... [25:49] incredible show, what it was like to work. Changed my life. [25:54] And, [25:55] Your performance on that show is very tender. Thank you. I love your performance on that show. That character was, I felt very vulnerable and very funny and very sweet and tender. [26:09] To me, that, uh, what was your character's name? Cynthia Hoopers. Thank you. Cynthia, Cynthia Hoopers working at the desk, being like overwhelmed and being in love with Dr. Mark Green played by Anthony Edwards. [26:20] And being like, is this the right place for me? And it was so interesting to watch that character on that show at that time because the show was about like, we're all here with a mission. And there was someone that was like, or maybe I'm or maybe I shouldn't be here. Very much so. And it was so interesting. [26:39] nuanced how you played her. I loved her. Oh, thanks. What was the experience to be on that show? [26:46] We lived through what ER was. It was the pinnacle of all... [26:53] television. I mean, it was the greatest show on the planet and acting was so next level. And I look back at it and I think of how that show really shaped me and those actors shaped me and how I, [27:06] invested they were, how amazing they were, how it was amazing. [27:12] It was acting like I'd never seen, but I knew I didn't know how to do it.

[27:17] I didn't know how to do exactly what they were doing. It was like a little out of my league, but... [27:24] I watched them so skillfully and so in such a beautiful, nuanced way. I think that was when I went [27:33] I want to do that. I want to do that. Whatever they're doing that's so masterful and skilled. And that was such a turning. I love that you're bringing this up. It was such a turning point in my life because of enacting the truth is it's both, right? It can be so tragic, but then it's so funny, right? Because we panic, our heads get squeezed. We don't know how to deal with it. All [28:03] One of the greatest gifts I think that my dad ever gave me was, Mariska, you can learn from everyone around you. So I've always been like, if you don't know it, watch and learn, watch and learn, whether they're younger, older, anyone, watch and learn. So I did. And I do attribute so much of my... [28:20] success to those days of... [28:24] watching these masterful actors and going, I want to do that. [28:32] This episode is brought to you by Ultima Replenisher. You know what no one has time for? Over-the-top wellness trends. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for taking care of yourself, but being healthy should make your day better, not harder. And that's where Ultima comes in. With all six essential electrolytes, Ultima provides balanced hydration that fits right into your day. Available in delicious plant-based flavors with no sugar, calories, or carbs. Shop Ultima on Amazon or in-store at Target and Whole Foods Market.

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[30:36] You have this moment, you're on that set, you're learning what kind of actor you want to be. [30:41] Can you walk us through how SVU comes into your life? Because it is, I mean, that show is beyond a TV show. That show is... [30:53] not only like a cornerstone for... [30:55] a network, a franchise, [30:59] But it's also... [31:00] become [31:03] You know, [31:04] an iconic American experience, that show. And you are the captain of that ship. [31:10] And I'm sure all of these things you are now able to reflect and kind of process and hopefully enjoy. But at the very beginning, when it's not a tree yet and it's just a little tiny seedling, what's that experience you walking in, finding out about that show, auditioning for it, meeting Dick Wolf. Scary to Scary to Wolf. I'm scared of Dick Wolf. I'm sure he's. You know what? Dick Wolf wasn't scary to me then because I didn't fully know who he was and what he represented. [31:40] um [31:42] And, you know, I don't know if you've talked to Chris or if he told you about our audition. No. The experience was pretty magical in terms of. Okay, tell us, please. In terms of, I mean, listen, I have this personality and Chris and I, I think where we bond it is that we both have that sense of humor, that sense of play, that sense of risk, that sense of I love you, it's safe, so I'm going to beat you forever.

[32:06] You know what I mean? And so that's where the trust was built. And it came immediately. So I had read for SVU. He obviously had read for SVU. And so our callback was three women, three men. And we got to the audition and we were to be paired up. Yeah, a lot of people don't know that, that you an audition. Sometimes you just get like a dance partner and it can make or break your chance to get on the show. [32:36] period, because it was about chemistry. Yeah. So my agent said, oh, my God, there's an amazing guy there. His name is John Slattery. And he's reading for the role as well. In walks Chris Maloney. And I go, Slattery. And he goes, Maloney. And so minute one, that's how it opened. That's how it opened. Because I didn't know what either one of them looked like in 1999. And he came in and I didn't know there was going to be 47 people there. So as soon as Chris comes in, I'm like, Slattery, [33:06] Chris comes in and he's like wearing no clothes. Big surprise. And so he has this huge cross. And I'm like, oh, my God, you're a Christian. [33:16] You're just getting it wrong. And he goes like this. [33:19] Yeah, no. And I go, then why do you have Jesus Christ on your arm? He goes, no. [33:26] Because I admire his commitment. And I'm like this. Okay. Got it. Got it. And it was such a, I was like, okay, well, there's that. I've never met anyone like you, but I like it. And so we're sitting there and then everyone comes in and then we got paired up. And that was the end of it. Because I knew he was going to get it.

[33:44] I knew that he was Elliot Stabler. I knew it. I knew it. Wow. And so the other people, I think he felt the same way. Yeah. So as soon as they paired us up, we were like, oh, okay, partner. It was interesting. It was overwhelming, to get back to your question. It was utterly overwhelming. I loved the script, and I loved the progressive nature of the show. I loved the subject matter and the fact that they were willing to tackle it. And I loved Chris. [34:14] What's so interesting about your performance in the show and your dynamic together is you trade kind of like – [34:21] masculine and feminine a lot back and forth. That's right. And the dance is really interesting. And [34:27] And [34:29] In other hands, that character of Olivia Benson would feel... [34:34] A little one-dimensional because she would feel, you know, kind of cut off from certain parts of herself. But what's been so interesting and what I'm sure he brings out in you and you bring out in him is the like the yin and yang of those people. Very much so. Yeah. And I changed very much when he left. But also... [34:50] And that was done by design. And because as soon as I got the role, I went through a 40-hour training and became a rape crisis counselor so I could fully understand because I was entering in such a new world. And I wanted to understand the cops of it. I wanted to understand victims, advocates, rape crisis counselors, and sexual assault from a more holistic viewpoint. And there was so much for me to learn.

[35:20] you know, did the 40-hour training, I went, oh, [35:23] I am not going to play this, you know, like a hard-nosed detective woman who's trying to fit into a man's world and be masculine. I am going to be... [35:32] all of myself, because that's where... [35:35] as women, our power is. [35:37] lives. But also that's where anyone's power is, is when they have the ability for integration, right? And to say, I'm this and I'm this and I'm this and I'm this. What you don't want to do is let is be put into a box or let anyone put you a box or put other people in a box for that matter. And then we learned very young. I mean, very early. We weren't young. There was nothing young about us when we got the show, but we learned very early that the show was only as good as the guest cast. [36:04] Right. So then we became very with the guest cast and we would just like help everyone. And it became really. And that's one of the things I think I'm most proud of is when you step on to SVU. [36:16] Some people come on and they're just unbelievable and talented and they understand it. And some people, they're nervous or they struggle or they don't fully understand the character or they don't whatever. [36:25] We have like [redacted address] that they, it's very hard to fail on our show because we got you. I mean, you're often someone's first job. [36:36] You're often like, Adam Scott was on here and he talked about how he did a Law and Order episode. I don't think it was my show. No, it wasn't SVU. And I'm really upset because I'm so obsessed with Adam Scott. I know. And all things severance. And I think it was shit with Jerry Orbach, who also I used to hear was like, really, like if you showed up and you knew your scene.

[36:55] Jerry would love you forever. If you didn't know your scene, hit the road, kid. What time am I out? Yeah, like chop chop. Yeah, I got a heart out of five. I get it, Jerry. There's a stake waiting for you, and Morton's like, you got to get out of here. Period. Period. End of story. Yes. But – [37:08] What who were some people you must have seen a lot of people that have come through that you thought you saw them at the beginning of something. Is there anyone that you Abigail Breslin? [37:18] The two people that I... [37:21] went crazy. [37:22] Holy. [37:24] Holy God. We're Abigail Breslin. [37:26] She was so young on the show. [37:50] one tear and start like lip quiver, one tear, no acting. But like I said, I remember going, what the, are you like Meryl Streep? I said, are you like Meryl Streep? And she'd be like, I don't know. And then she'd go back to her nursery rhyme. And I was like, oh, there's something this kid has touched. She is so magical. Savant. And then there was another person, another person that I called in. I remember saying it to her. [38:15] is, um, [38:17] Megan Fahey. When she did the show, I was like, let me tell you something. I'm just going to tell you right now, you're going to be a big movie star. You're going to be a huge star. And I don't like use that word because it's so like star. What does that even mean? But I just recognized her.

[38:31] A, talent, B, light, and C, she was like a. [38:36] She was so sparkly internally, like an internal sparkle. And there's just been people that have come through where you go, [38:45] Oh. [38:47] Oh, wow. And it's almost like an effortless, beautiful light. And it's so exciting. It's so exciting to see them go on and go. [38:59] I called it. Totally. I called it. And also, to your point, like, I'm just so... [39:07] in awe of the fact that you... [39:09] in working with material on a daily basis, then made sure that you were able to handle the material in your personal life, like that you knew, like, okay, I'm going to really get trained here. So I not only know what I'm talking about, but I imagine you anticipated, because I know you do get people who approach you with very personal things. I do. Yeah. Listen, the subject matter of the show is the reason I started Joyful Heart, my foundation. Yeah, talk about that. Well, I just felt like I can't when I found out. [39:36] The statistics, which was one out of four, one out of three women in their lifetime will be sexually assaulted. One out of six men in their lifetime will be sexually assaulted. And when I learned those statistics, I was like crazy. [39:51] stop, hold, please. Why is everyone not talking about this? This is an epidemic. This is something that affects everyone. If you're at lunch with three or four women, one person has been assaulted.

[40:04] And so... [40:05] Because as soon as I started the show... [40:10] Everybody, because it was, you know, this, it's on television, it becomes water cooler conversation, and then it's okay to talk about. Yeah. And that was the power of SVU, is that you had these horrific stories, true stories, ripped from the headline stories, being told, and then you had a fierce... [40:28] protective father figure and a, [40:33] fierce, [40:34] nurturing mother figure, which was, you know, [40:38] Chris and I, [40:39] to protect you. And that's all anybody wanted. So I think [40:44] that a lot of it, [40:45] comes from the fact that there's space to be heard. And think about everybody, every person on this planet, all we want is to be seen, to be seen and listened to. [40:58] That doesn't always happen. Mm-hmm. [41:00] But when we're listened to, [41:02] half of it and believed half of the injury. [41:08] can go away. And so, you know, [41:13] Thank you. [41:14] I know that that's how I heal is being listened to. [41:19] and believed, [41:21] And so I think the character... [41:25] who listens, who believes, and then feels a need to fix and protect, obviously, is going to create safety because that's all you want. But I also, I can't save the world. I can't, I'm just trying to do it. But what I can do is teach people about how we begin. I teach people how we begin.

[41:49] how we... [41:50] can listen and live in a more compassionate, empathetic and kind way. And simply by listening and simply by believing and simply by saying, I'm so sorry that that happened to you. [42:05] It's [42:06] it's like tectonic plates shifting. Well, it kind of gets back to what we were saying, which is it's not so much always about the doing of the thing. It's just about the sitting and the feeling of the thing. It's sitting in it. There's not as much to do as you think. That's exactly right. And I think to go back to how we started this conversation, I think that is the clarity of being older and understanding. And for me, it's been more about understanding [42:31] learning to be tolerant, tolerant with myself. Yeah. And the more tolerant I've become with myself or my own pain, um, [42:40] the more internal space that I've had, which is why I was able to make my, my film. Yeah. Yeah. So let's talk about your film. And, and, and Chris's question to me for you is a perfect segue into the film because Chris wanted me to ask you when we were talking well behind your back and then he took a phone call from you and then you talked well behind my back, thank God, um, and, [43:04] But no, but Chris wanted me to ask you like, and it's kind of what we've been talking about today. There's a curiosity to you. You don't want to just figure out, you know, you don't want to just be outraged about things that are wrong or not working. You want to figure out the why behind things. The why is very important to you.

[43:22] And. [43:25] He was wondering, where do you think that comes from? [43:29] And that question made me think about your film. [43:32] because it, [43:34] You know, for people, you know, it premiered at the Cannes Film Festival. [43:39] My mom, Jane, Mariska made a beautiful documentary about learning more about herself and her mom and her entire family and all the connections there. [43:52] It felt like that... [43:56] exercise in trying to figure out the why behind your origin story feels like it also exists in other things that you do in work and in life and in your family right now. Is that is that is there a connection there is figuring out the why? [44:10] Yeah, it's funny. My mom, my stepmom just actually texted on my phone, but she said, [44:16] She texted me yesterday. This sort of why of it all is just coming up right now in a very crystallized way, which I love when sort of everything sort of comes together like that. But yeah, I think that I've spent a lot of my life trying to... [44:33] make sense of things, of chaos. [44:40] Also, [44:42] I'm living a life right now. [44:46] that I never thought that [44:49] I was capable of living. [44:51] Right. And so.

[44:54] And I still am trying to put together the pieces of why and what those – [45:00] Jenga or Lego pieces were that helped build it. Right. And so for my film, um, [45:07] I was just trying to understand these people and their decisions. And so I wanted to go in with this, um, [45:16] disciplined curiosity because, you know, [45:21] I had jumped to so many conclusions. And because I felt different... [45:26] my whole life and like I didn't belong. [45:30] And then when I found out, when I find out in the film, I was like, why? [45:34] Why would he not choose me or claim me? Like, what's wrong with me? Why would she leave me in this mess? Why did I feel, what were the things that were said? Why did, like a little detective child, I was like, this doesn't add up, this doesn't add up, this doesn't add up. And I wanted to understand that. [45:57] Why? And I also wanted to just have somebody be straight with me. I mean, Mariska, it's so deep what you're saying that that is little like that is detective child then becomes in real life this powerful detective on television who is advocating violence. [46:16] for other people to get answers while she's spent, you know, the, the, the very, the, [46:22] most important beginning years of her life trying to figure that out for herself. Yeah. And I think that, you know, I don't think I could have made this movie

[46:30] Before now. Yeah. I had to build the infrastructure. Yeah. Right. To make sure that it was solid as a rock. One of the most beautiful things about the film is, you know, this idea that you're toggling between kind of like yesterday and today and your present as you're such a beautiful family. You have such a wonderful partner in Peter. I do. And that. [46:51] relationship, watching that in real time is so moving and also just like sexy and fun. Like you guys are a lot of fun together. I've had the opportunity to see you together and you're a really like... [47:06] You spoke about it earlier, like the way in which he can kind of joke you off of the ledge. Like you guys have fun with each other. You enjoy each other. You've been married for how long? 21. And you met on SVU. Chris and I were so – that was what was hard for people. And a lot of people said it. We were so in our own private Idaho and we would just be joking, joking. And it was such intense energy between us that I think people were like – [47:32] I can't play on that level. Do you know what I mean? I can't. I'm sure it's like that on you guys. People go, oh, shit, this is some next level shit. Oh, yes. Like sometimes when I would kind of, you know, have someone around all the comedy people and they would just be doing bits and bits and bits, I'd look over to a person's face and they'd be like, get me out of here. Yeah, yeah. No, I can't imagine. Help me. Yeah. Yeah. And or also like I don't know how to get in there. Okay. But Peter. Oh. Tall Peter. Tall Peter.

[48:02] six five six five six five no it's it's so crazy with peter and i and i'll tell you something that was another thing that my dad said to me he goes mershka [48:15] Find out where you're going and then who's coming with you. Oh, that's so good. But Peter and I just, you know, I didn't get married until I was 40. And we dated for two years. And then once he asked me to marry him, we got married in four months because I had to do it over hiatus. You know what I mean? And so it was like, okay, chop, chop. They were like, and we're rolling. And yeah, we're rolling. And so then it was just, it's been a, you know, I'm so grateful for me that I don't think I could have handled a marriage earlier. I don't think I'd be married. [48:45] too had too much to learn so i just went straight to like you know the second husband um smart yeah right yes and so we're just good you know i'm just grateful that i had a little bit more life experience and what's your communication style like how do you guys you know it's so genius how do you yeah how does it work [49:06] I'll tell you something. [49:08] we have a skill that I wish I could teach. You can, you could start a seminar right now. What we do is there's like tension, like somebody will say something that'll annoy me. And then there's this brilliant thing we do. Um, [49:21] And I think it's brilliant because it's, again, it's comedy. It always works where we do this thing where we switch roles. Right. But you do a thing like if I said, Peter. [49:31] You know, I'll get mad at him because he'll leave his clothes around and he leaves little messes everywhere. And I'm like, why?

[49:38] can't you just pick your shit up and put it like why does it have to be in every room everywhere he goes there's messes everywhere just tiny little pile and i'm like do you know so tall that the piles must be huge that's exactly right and i'm like why do you see how much effort i put into having the house neat i need the mental space for something to be organized yeah so much going on and so then he'll do i'll get like mad and we'll have things he's like yeah i just left a [50:08] How many times have I asked you? It's really important if you could just... [50:12] And then he'll say exactly what I said. So what it means is he really gets it. Yes. And it works with everything. So you're meaning he parrots back to what you said. But from his point of view, as he takes – [50:29] It's like wife appropriation. Well, I think it's actually what they do in couple therapy, which is basically like say back. Yes. But he does it as it's his. And the problem now is because I'll do it to him. I go like he'll sometimes I'll say the wrong word. And he's like, I wish you'd be more thoughtful with your words because he always says the right word. And I get I say the gist. Right. So I'm a gist person. I'm a gist. And so I go, you know what I mean? And look at all this, like gesticulating I'm doing. So you could feel me. I could. My energy is coming at you. [50:59] about it. But all in our house, the comedy thing is we just rip on the kids. Same. I mean, I just say don't do that because if you do that, you're a hack and a loser. Is that what you want to be? Is that what you want to be? Totally. And people come over and they don't know us. They're like, oh, shit. And I go, yeah. To me, that is what intimacy is that. It is.

[51:16] I've said this before, but like, [51:19] I feel so. Politeness is for strangers and for people that we don't know. Like, by the way, I don't feel safe around polite because then I'm like, what are you really thinking? I promise you I won't torture you. I won't play games with you. And don't. And please, if I go, do you like this? And someone goes, no, I go. Great. [51:36] I want to know if they don't like it. We're exactly the same this way. Yeah. [51:40] Somebody came to me and said, do you like these shoes? And I went, nope. [51:45] And it helps with directing, doesn't it? Because you just make really fast decisions. I say, do you know what I do on set? [51:52] When I'm directing, I go, guys, guys, you suck. And I go, oh, my God, you're so bad. We'll be in the middle of a day. I say, you guys are so bad. I don't know what just happened, but I'm embarrassed for you. Let's cut and try that again. But now they know to laugh. But they also know I'm right. Yes. [52:10] What I love about you, Mariska, is I knew that you wouldn't. Tell me. I knew you wouldn't do this podcast unless you wanted to. I wanted to so bad. Because I know that you don't really do things you don't want to do. Not anymore. [52:22] Right. That's the, that's the, that's kind of like the, the reward that one gets if they're trying to stay true and they're, and they're trying to be a good person. One of the rewards, if you're paying attention is you might get to a point where you really try to stay true to what you want to do. Yeah. [52:39] And so I get comfort in that, like, you're here because you want to be here, not because someone told you to be here. No, exactly. Okay. But let's get into some real questions. Okay. Okay. Hold on, guys. So this is rapid fire. Speaking of directness. Okay. Rapid fire. Let's go. Jalen Brunson. Love. People are so jealous of me. I know. I like it. I like it.

[53:02] The cutest relationship ever. How did that start? [53:06] He loves you. I love him. I know you guys love each other. I think it started. New York Knicks, player for the New York Knicks. I mean, it's just the sweetest thing. And it's just like another one of those meant to be. Sometimes I don't even question things. I think Jalen was brought up on SVU. You know what I mean? I think his dad, Rick. [53:25] I every time I say that I laugh, it sounds like I'm name driving Rick. Rick and I were like, but Rick, Rick loved. [53:33] SVU he watched it Jalen so I think the first time I went they were like oh like you know they yeah in that and then we connected and it was just easy and effortless and I'm you know huge basketball fan and I I got to meet Jalen also before he was Jalen you know he's Jalen now these last what three four years right but [53:54] But it predates that. Yeah. And so it's so beautiful because there was just such a – he's so – I mean, he's so sweet. Yeah. He's such a killer and such a captain and such a leader. But he is so, like, soft and mushy and sweet and kind. Mm-hmm. And he's such a lover of his family. Mm-hmm. He's so good. And so – [54:14] And I just feel so honored to be in his orbit. Yeah, it's really, really. I really do. It's crazy. It really makes you feel good. Yeah. Okay. I'm sure you've had a million strange things happen to you shooting in the streets of New York. Yeah. Anything that stands out like a moment of... [54:30] pretty wild New York, um,

[54:33] Like, you know, only a New York moment. Well, there's, you know, there's the old when we're shooting and then people just come up to us right while we're in the seat and start talking and then be like, oh, my God, I love your show. And I'm like, well, that's good because we're actually shooting it right now to see that camera. And they're like, oh, my God, hi. And then they keep talking. So that I like. Okay. Or there's the opposite of that when people have said to me, thank Chris. Chris was there. I love this one. I don't really get your show. I don't get you or your show. And I'm like, well. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for that. [55:03] In-person feedback. Doesn't speak to everyone. [55:06] And they go right up and tell you. Do you think of yourself as a New Yorker now? I do. You do. [55:11] I do now. Yeah. Okay. What about, um, who should play you in the movie of your life? [55:18] I always, let's think about this. Oh, God, that's a good one. I mean, it's because it's like, do we want [55:24] Do we want... [55:27] I feel like it's got a... I feel like it's like a... There's this really good girl. I can't think of her name. I think it's Cate Blanchett. [55:33] Bye. [55:34] I think Cate Blanchett plays you in the story of your life. I like it. Now, you are really thinking outside the box here. I want this movie to open, baby. I want this movie. Cate Blanchett. I think it's, well, I'm going to go with Megan Fahey. See how I go. Nice. Megan Fahey is you in your 20s and 30s on ER trying to figure it out. Yeah. And then we cut to the show. She and I have the same beautiful beautiful blue eyes. Go ahead. You're right. Okay. Have you always had such nice hair?

[56:04] Yes. Yes, I have. Your hair is incredible. Well, my hair was good. Was good. Well, my hair was good. I didn't love, I had some bad years on SVU when it turned red and short. I did some Martha Washington stuff that was not good. We always do. We've all been there. So there was some stuff that I, there was not good. That combined with like bad Botox, I had some bad years. We all have had some, we've all made some choices that we regret. Yeah, but we're cute now. Yeah. And we have kind of like, oh, we're just tousled and loose. [56:34] much fake hair and I don't even want to take it out on the table it would be horrifying do you know that I didn't wear fake hair today because I was like I it's just like Amy's not gonna wear it I know she goes do you want to put in a piece I go no Amy's like just real and I'm so natural I'm totally real and she I just want to be like Amy 25 pieces of fake hair um okay next time I come should I be invited back I'm gonna look like Rapunzel okay I want full volume volume um how [57:04] up your name oh like i still live with it who was it last night oh i had a lunch yesterday i had a brunch yesterday for my sister and my cousin was there your own cousin i've known him from 19 since 1994 and he kept calling me mariska and i at one point i i go mom and then i said no just let it go and then chris and my friends that when it happens because it happens on set a lot now

[57:34] People go, oh, okay, got it. She's big on the H's. But he was calling me, I get called Maritza, Marcika, Marquiska. But Chris will call me Maritza. [57:48] Just to confuse people. [57:52] Maritza and Marissa. You know, I'll tell you who learned it. All of America. [57:59] And the world. The world learned it. But it's Mariska, Mariska. And what does it mean? [58:04] um, [58:04] What does that name mean? Oh, gorgeous, talented one. Way of sunshine. [58:10] Queen of, queen of, queen of. Queen of, queen of, queen of straight talk. Yes. One with thick, luxurious hair. That's it. It means, it's a nickname for Maria. It means little Maria. In Hungarian, the K-A or K-E on end of a name, it just, it's like a little endearment. So the name is actually Maria, after my grandmother. [58:34] I'm not Italian. See the film, people. [58:38] That's right, on HBO right now. On HBO right now. Such a good film. It's such a good. But don't you kind of love the both grandmothers? Beautiful. Also Maria. Maria. [58:51] You're a Hamilton fan, by the way, because I was about to say. So hardcore. Me too. [58:55] Did you say it 27 times? [58:57] No. I win. 2-7? 2-7. And by the way, my claim to fame, and when people say, like, when did you know you were famous? And I go, when I would call Hamilton or just show up at the theater, and they'd go, they'd bring a chair and put it in the audience. And I'd be like, what? You earned that. You earned that. I was so like, I've made it. You earned that. I don't even have to have a ticket. You know how much those tickets were? No, they were like, let's get Mariska her chair. Just get her her chair. I was like an old woman. I didn't even mind.

[59:27] And I go in with a cane. [59:30] That is a 27 times. I know. And I just had this great actor on SVU last episode and he's now in the show. And so he was like, and I go, oh, I'll be there. So I'm, it's even a thing where the new cast members want me to come see you. Oh, that's so, have you ever done Broadway? [59:50] Broadway? Yes. That's how you're supposed to say it. Well, thank you. Broadway. That's how they used to say it. No, I want to do Broadway. Broadway. I want to be in an all-woman Hamilton. Fuck. Right? You and me with straight talk? Okay, who would we do? Wait a minute, we would be Aaron Burr and... [1:00:07] And Hamilton. Well, who's who? [1:00:10] Let's go slow. Thank you. Slow it all down right now. Who's who? Aaron Burr. [1:00:17] I think you might... [1:00:22] I think I might... [1:00:23] Be Aaron Burr. That's what I was going to say. You swear? Yes, and not just because I want to be Hamilton. I want you to be Hamilton. I think you are Aaron Burr. And I feel like I could get the rage. I think you have a gravitas that Aaron Burr needs because – [1:00:38] And I think I have a... [1:00:40] Like a... [1:00:43] Pfff. [1:00:44] I know all the lines, though. Do you? An energy. I don't know all the lines. Maybe you should do both. But you just do that, and then you lip sync to me on the stage. But the only problem is one thing. I can't say. You can't say. No, but maybe we do it like in top speed. Well, God is fair. You can't say. One thing you can't do, babe.

[1:01:05] We can't sing. One thing you can't sing. Oh, that's funny. Ask me more questions. Okay, okay. Okay, what's making you laugh these days? I always ask my guests, what do you listen to do? [1:01:20] read [1:01:21] Like, you know, to lighten up, to laugh. Nate Vargotzi. Oh, love Nate. He's my fave. He's so funny. I don't even know who to, I don't even understand what he's doing. Okay, let's break him down because I love him. Well, it's the, he's like mastered this like kind of slow guy that's a genius. [1:01:38] Right. That's the schtick. Right. He's kind of slow and dumb, but he's smarter than everyone. Yes. I love him so much. And can I tell you why also I love him? I was in L.A., [1:01:49] I didn't know who he was. And I was with my friend. And she said, I think that's Nate Bargotzi. And I said, who's Nate Bargotzi? And he goes, that's August's favorite comedian. So I went up to him and I go, are you Nate Bargotzi? [1:02:03] Hoping I'm saying it right. He was like, we're shooting right now. [1:02:09] And he goes, yeah, I am. And I go, well, I, my son loves you. Can we call him? Yeah, I swear to God. No, I swear to you. I swear to you, I did. And you know why I did it? [1:02:19] Because do you know how many people do that to me? And I thought that I had good karma. I had good call karma. And you know what he said? Yeah. And so we called him. And I'm like, oh, you did not. For God's sake. And he's like, hey, man, I love him. Love him. He's so funny. Do you watch a lot of stand-up? Do you like to go to see stand-up? I love good. I love.

[1:02:41] Good comedy. Yeah. It's my happy. That is my happy place. August, that's what we love. Mm-hmm. But I'm also critical. [1:02:49] Yeah. They're not funny. Yeah. And I don't know who I am to judge. You can judge as much as you want. Just what I like. I feel like comedy is like music. Yeah, that's true. You just like who you like. You like what, like you like their song, whatever it is. I love it. And I love Nate. And I love, you know what I'm listening to late at night before I go to bed? I don't know why I love it so much. Is that Jim Carrey bit doing Vanilla Ice. [1:03:13] Hold on. Okay, it's an In Living Color sketch. This is it. And he's dancing? Watch, just listen to this. [1:03:19] He really looks like him. He kicks his shoe off. [1:03:26] Just watch. [1:03:31] Is that not the best thing? This was... [1:03:34] So fun. I know, but can you imagine how excited? Because I said I used to see you around. Well, we are. And I don't even see you anymore. And I remember... [1:03:44] I remember. What do you remember? They say you're good and sparkly and beautiful and kind and you bring joy. Thanks, Mariska. And Chris doesn't like anyone. Yeah. He really is a very judicious guy and he loves his family. He loves his kids and he has like three friends. He likes me. Yeah. Yeah. [1:04:03] And that's pretty much it. And I just remembered like he just loved it. [1:04:09] You. Oh, that's nice. That's very nice to say. I was...

[1:04:14] So funny that I called him today. Okay, Mariska, you're the best. This was so fun. I told you. She's like, are you ready? I was like, sweetheart, I'm born ready. [1:04:25] Thank you so much, Mariska. That was so fun. That was such a good hang. And, you know, in this polar plunge, I just want to take a second to say, let's picture a world in which Cate Blanchett plays Mariska Hargitay in a movie like, [1:04:41] of her life story because I would watch it. And if there's any producers or financiers listening who want to [1:04:49] partner up with me on that. And Kate, if someone can get this message to Kate, I think that that would be a great project. And I've been asked before, [1:04:58] If your life was a movie, who would you want to play you? And my answer is very simple, and that is... [1:05:04] Meryl Streep. [1:05:06] I want the best. [1:05:08] And I can't guarantee the movie will be good or interesting in any way. Honestly, it'll probably be a flop. But Meryl at the helm, it's going to be a good performance. So Meryl, Kate and Meryl, I'm assuming you're together. Please, please call us at 1-800-GOOD-HANG-THE-MOVIE, hashtag Marisha Gargatay's movie, hashtag slash life rights. And we'll get this going. [1:05:38] Sorry, I've lost the plot. Okay, bye. Thanks for listening. Bye.

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